Happy The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology Release To All Who Celebrate!
Hopefully you're #WFH or #OOO today so you can enjoy Taylor Swift's new album, The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology in all of its sad girl glory. We've rounded up some of our favorite tracks based on our initial listening (just a quick 4 playbacks and counting) and would like to offer some lingerie styling tips to lean into the vibes.
If You're Planning On Leaning In
It's a sad girl soundtrack so it makes sense to close the curtains, turn the lights down low and cuddle up under a fuzzy blanket. If this is your vibe, then we suggest the Goddess T-Back Busty Bralette. No wires for you today. Today is all about a hoodie, sweatpants and a bralette. But, you're a fashion girlie so make it chic. This bra is great because it's alpha sized XS-XXL. This wire free bra was designed with comfort and support in mind. There is 3-ply fabric on the cups so you stay contained, but the fabric and lace are so soft you'll feel wrapped in a loving hug. It comes in fun colors, but for today's mood, we suggest black.
If You Scream All Too Well 10 Minute Version (Taylor's Version) In The Car
Personally, this is our vibe. Just because the lyrics are heavy doesn't mean they have to weigh you down!
Maybe we got lost in translation.
Maybe I asked for too much. Who cares! I have needs! You're an ass! This song is an anthem and we won't hear otherwise. If you're like us, screaming this song at the top of your lungs down a windy road upstate, then you're going to need a bra that says,
I'd like to be my old self again, but I'm still trying to find it. There's no better way to find yourself than by embracing your deviancy for a spell.
The Fetish collection from Oh La La Cheri is a great place to start. Check out the
Fetish Rider Bustier Bra set and trust us, you can absolutely pair this with a blazer and heels. There is no reason to keep this look all to yourself (let people
remember it, all too well).
If You're Trying To Explain The Cultural Significance To Your S/O
Look, I get it, not everyone is a Swiftie, and that's fine (I guess), but everyone needs to appreciate that when Taylor Swift releases a new album, the earth does in fact shift on its axis for a moment. Let's not forget, at one of her concerts last summer, she and her fans caused a small earth quake. Hopefully by now you've completed your educational PowerPoint on Taylor Swift and have the relevant YouTube clips all queued up. Now it's down to the outfit and of course, you gotta dress from the inside out. For this pivotal moment, we suggest the matching
Entice Balconette bra and
panty set in a bright spring color. Color is key for this look to give you the energy you need for your presentation. Be patient with your audience, they haven't known the joy and pain of being a Swiftie, but with your help, they'll get there in no time.
Conclusion
As we get ready to restart this sonic voyage for a 5th time, let us linger in the reverie of The Tortured Poets Department haunting melodies and soul-stirring lyrics. Taylor Swift's latest album is a testament to the enduring power of music to touch the deepest recesses of our souls and remind us of our shared humanity. So, please, immerse yourselves in the evocative sounds of The Tortured Poets Department and now you'll know exactly what lingerie to wear.
